and becuz u do...
The Humane Society of the United States is running a LOLseals Photo Caption Contest to promote awareness of protecting seals. They provide a handful of photos of teh cuteness (baby harp seals - you know, the ones people like to club for coats), and you provide the caption.
Make your caption, save the finished product to your Flickr account, and then upload back at the contest site.
You might try for something funnier than this, tho: