Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tornado Policy

My MIL sent me this very important notice:

NEW TORNADO POLICY for Detroit and nearby areas:
In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through Detroit and nearby areas, we ask that all residents take shelter at Lion's Ford Field.

We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.

Thank you for your cooperation,
National Weather Bureau


Fiber Chic said...

And how do they know that?!?

heather t said...

Ford Field is where the notoriously awful Detroit Lions play football. Very unlikely to get any touchdowns. :)