My MIL sent me this very important notice:
NEW TORNADO POLICY for Detroit and nearby areas:
In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through Detroit and nearby areas, we ask that all residents take shelter at Lion's Ford Field.
We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.
Thank you for your cooperation,
National Weather Bureau
And how do they know that?!?
ReplyDeleteFord Field is where the notoriously awful Detroit Lions play football. Very unlikely to get any touchdowns. :)
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